A musket is a muzzle-loaded, smooth-bore long gun. It is fired from the shoulder, except for the rare wall guns. The date of their origin is unknown, but they were obsolete by the middle of the 19th century, having been superseded by rifles. Typical calibers ranged from .50 to .75 inch. A soldier whose weapon is a musket is a musketman or musketeer.

The bullets were spherical lead balls contained in a paper cartridge which also held the black powder (gunpowder) propellant. The balls were smaller than the bore, wrapped in a loosely fitting paper patch which formed the upper part of the cartridge.

The lower part of the cartridge contained the gunpowder and the two sections were separated with one’s teeth. The gunpowder was loaded first, followed by the paper from the lower section of cartridge as wadding. Then the ball and upper piece of cartridge were loaded. Finally, a ramrod was used to compact the ball and wadding down onto the gunpowder.

In flintlocks, the pan was either filled from a powder flask after loading the ball, or from the paper cartridge before the bulk of the gunpowder was poured down the barrel. Following its invention in 1807, muskets started to be fitted with percussion caps which were much more reliable than flintlocks, as well as working in the rain.

A very experienced user could load and fire at a maximum rate of around 4 shots per minute, but the average soldier was expected to be able to fire 3 rounds per minute.

Muskets were slow to reload and inaccurate, so army formations typically deployed musket-men in formations two or three lines deep. The first line would fire in unison, then drop to their knees to reload, while the lines behind them fired.

Owing to the musket’s inaccuracy, musketmen were not expected to aim at particular targets. Rather, the objective was to deliver a mass of musket balls into the enemy line. Soldiers expected to face musket fire were disciplined to move in precise formations and obey orders unquestioningly. British troops in particular were reputed to be drilled until they could perform coolly and automatically in the heat of combat. (via Wikipedia)

Although any weapon can be conveniently used in penis-related double entendres, a musket pun is now bringing bukkake thoughts to my mind now. Oh dear.

Here is a Retro Mature sample gallery of a MILF noblewoman and her young lover. New musketeer, new lover and new favorite – he was young, brave and noble. With all, he was absolutely inexperienced in the Art of love and thus appeared to be that very combination of qualities that made him her beloved for long days and nights.

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Although my fur bikini days are behind me, all this talk of faire made me look up some of the things which remind me of those days. When I was going to cons, BLT or Black Leather Times was a little photocopied zine that made people either laugh or tear their hair out. I think every issue had a specific theme. At any rate, the conventions issue is archived online at this link. There is a funny interactive quiz to determine whether you take healthy care of yourself when you go to conventions. There are Helpful Hints for Misanthropic Sexpots. There is a hilarious Convention Lexicon and Phrase Book where most expressions are invitations to cavort in the sheets. Or at least sexually cavort somewhere. I especially like the Con-Sex Purity Test/Checklist which included entries such as #11 In the hotel lobby bathroom and #12 With someone that at least five people you know have slept with, but that you have never slept with before and #26 With hotel staff to keep from being thrown out. Writers include some of the allstars who went on to do Blue Blood and White Wolf.

That Sylvie Thomas looks like a firecracker and a half. Some of the girls on this site look a bit too much like models to me, but the production values are out of control and I do like this Sylvie Thomas girl. You can see her making the armored medical vehicle less safe in this sample gallery and showing off her agility in the topless firearms marksmanship event in this additional sample gallery of stills from the movie and actually straddling a real tank in this sample gallery of her in very fatigue-removing fatigues. Stand at attention, soldier.

All over the country, various organizations will hold themed faires. Period mixing is common and costumes tend to mix pieces from the middle ages through the renaissance and even into colonization of the New World. We are talking about outfits from the fall of the Roman Empire through the American Revolution. Not terribly historically accurate, despire the rabid efforts of some participants, but very pleasing to the eye if you enjoy costuming. Jousting and eating messily with your hands and drinking homebrew are all common renfair sports. The costumes worn tend to be referred to as garb by participants. There are people who make their living traveling from state to state all year doing renaissance and medievalist reenactments. Generally, these are people with some sort of special skill or business i.e. they can joust or cook traditional greasy mutton legs or design outfits with are semi appropriate for the period they are intended. Some people like to talk in funny accents and say things like thou and dost a lot. Some people just really enjoy having sex in a campsite with a bunch of other people in tents nearby trying to figure out from sound whether your sex partner is someone in a silk corset or leather armor.

This is Nyomi. She is a shy student that wants to raise her grades the Book Worm Bitch way. According to this tongue-in-cheek (and other places) site, Nyomi called her coach out to practice for the team today. He knows he is just her coach but she’s so hot, he couldn’t help but be turned on when he was helping her stretch out. Next was time for the workout in the bedroom. Coach thinks Nyomi has what it takes to be a a good athlete. Not sure she is a real bookworm either, but I’m entertained.

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According to the site RetroMature.com it is devoted to lustful nobility of the 18th century. People of all ages love sex, but here the situation is more interesting: noble mature ladies and princesses having love affairs with young midshipmen, musketeers and other noblemen – young, hot and brave. Basically, the concept here is MILFs in renfaire garb getting it on with young studs. This is such a very specific kink that it seems bizarre that someone made a site for it, but I admit that I definitely think some of it looks pretty hot. So maybe not so bizarre. I especially think the guy who plays the horny blond midshipman is very good-looking, although he could look at his partner a bit more often and the camera a bit less perhaps. You can see him in a sample gallery with the queen here and with another lusty noblewoman in this additional sample gallery here. The folks at Retro Mature even claim that there is some historical support for this sort of union. Specifically, brave strapping young lads who made good soldiers were often in need of funds to support their heroic exploits and hence liasons with ladies of means were not uncommon.

BN.com has a quite varied selection of books on Art, Architecture and Photography. I’d like to see more fantasy art in their assortment, but still a good source.

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The Vintage Paperbacks site has a section dedicated to solely sleazy science fiction book covers from the days when a dimestore novel cost fifty cents. Some of the artwork is kind of appealing and some is just campy and ribald. It is pretty clear that the intent of some of these literary publications was the arouse the prurient interest. Old tyme sf porn anyone?

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The site which features Nude Female Body Builders, Babes n Guns, Femdom Sex, and Bad Cops brings you this sample gallery of Veronica Zemanova modeling the latest in bikini wear for the female assassin who has everything.

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