Okay, I admit I’ve fantasized about rough Klingon mating habits on more than one occasion, but I kind of wanted this Sexy Trek Klingon to have better makeup and have it in more places. That said, it is still kind of fun to imagine roll-playing some kinky fun in a hotel storeroom at a con.

As these sample pictures demonstrate, any good English teacher will tell you that if you introduce a laser pistol in the first act, it has to go off by the third act.

Apparently two lesbian crew members of the SS enterprise have beamed down to an earthlike planet.